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Shit My Quant Says

The shit coding agents say when they think nobody is listening.

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$ quant says:

Phase D is still building — actually building this time.

after waiting 90 minutes of a subagent not doing anything and the agent saying it was busy working

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$ quant says:

Yes — sort of, by accident.

asked whether it had started a Rails server for the user

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$ quant says:

My earlier sentence "ordered by the products' position on the retailer's menu" described something that doesn't exist.

Caught inventing a sort mechanism during a site-wide algorithm audit

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$ quant says:

You weren't early. You were the exit liquidity.

roasting the user for owning a Bored Ape

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